10 Ways To Annoy Bella Swan

1. Tell Mike she admitted to have a thing for him. Laugh when he bugs her endlessly about it.

2. Ask her why she's not sporty, blonde, and tan if she claims to be from Arizona. Once she gives you an answer, appear to be satisifed. Then, ten minutes later, ask her the same thing again. Continue until she becomes very angry. Once this occurs, tell her you were just kidding and to lighten up.

3. Tease her about kissing Jacob. Tell her that's beastiality, and is illegal.

4. Call her a necrophiliac, because she loves Edward, and technically, he's dead. Tell her she's sick.

5. Leave notes to Charlie all over the place, signed "Jasmine." Tell her that he's dating a stripper, and that's how he occupies his time when she's not home.

6. Tie her up and have Alice give her a five hour complete makeover. Tell her it was Edward's idea.

7. Hire some paparazzi to follow her around all day and take pictures of her looking stupid. When she complains about the attention, tell her once again to lighten up.

8. Give her some shampoo for a birthday present. Tell her it's because she's been spending too much time with Jacob, and now, she reeks of dog. Tell her it was Edward's idea.

9. Throw her a late bachelorette party, complete with male strippers and sexy lingerie. Tell her it was Alice's idea.

10. Insist on a sleepover. In the morning, tell her she was moaning Edward's name in her sleep all night, and complain that she kept you awake.